These are good characterizations of some common words we use daily.
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
And is now growing in the middle.
A place where women curl up and dye.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
A grape with a sunburn.
Something you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labour-saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
As is usually the case when I post something the slightest bit witty, these are not my words. They’ve been circulating in an email and I don’t know who the originator is to give them credit.